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Glen Davis |
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2003 Glen Davis |
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Modernized Nursery Rhymes Kids today are missing out. With the advent of television and VCR’s, children have become vegetables while watching Veggie Tales and Barney. Nothing against those guys, but there is something to be said for hearing your own mother’s sweet voice as she sings a nursery rhyme. It is becoming a lost tradition. I would bet that most kids could not even recite half-dozen nursery rhymes. But we cannot blame it all on technology. Part of the reason for the decline of Mother Goose is the out-dated content of the typical nursery rhyme, itself. Kids don’t know what “sixpence” means. (Actually, I’m not sure that I do either!) And just where is Banbury Cross or St. Ives? In order for nursery rhymes to regain their popularity they must first be updated. They should reflect our modern culture. Only then, will kids be able to relate to them. To that effort, I hereby submit to you a small collection of modernized nursery rhymes: - - - Her eating disorder On the other hand, there are some nursery rhymes that could remain unchanged and yet still have profound influence for good. But alas, despite their practical message, these old adages would never be accepted by contemporary society. For instance, when is the last time that you heard of a mother, with regards to her children: “Whipped them all soundly, and sent them to bed?” Ah, what a wonderful world this would be-- (especially since I’m not a child anymore!) In closing, let me offer one more: “Rub-a-dub-dub! Three men in a tub,…” Er—On second thought, I don’t think I’ll touch that one. It sounds like something you might find on the WB Network late at night! |
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